Jezebel had underpredicted the first humans' sensitivity

All she meant was shake things up a little

For a swift second she considered talking Eve into trying some
Solanum mammosum

commonly known as Nipplefruit

Just for a laugh

The world's first celebrity couple would have most certainly died

which was beside the point

Instead, Jezebel pointed Eve towards a Papaya Tree

That's where things went slightly wrong

Adam cheekily watched Eve do the pre- tasting

then tucked in himself

Jezebel rarely eats from trees, Jezebel prefers juicy dogs

Well anyone knows the story that followed that day's unprecedented sugar rush