Have you heard the moon has sold out
Last piece in stock went with FedEx express
to the collection of some Swiss cheese tycoon
shovel included
I didn't realise, I don't read the news
Snapchat filters are very good at celestial objects
The papers seem busy discussing intellectual property rights:
Ludwig turning in his grave Andy haunting Bethel Park
Once I read a book in which a deadly red disease spread across the entire earth
and people found refugee inside the moon until the plague was gone
That's not really gonna happen
It's New Moon from now on forever